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It was the first day of class and a new student named Jose Hernandez, the son of a Mexican restaurant owner, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, “Let’s start with going over American History. Raise your hand if you know who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death?’ “

She saw no one had their hands up except for Jose. Everyone else  had a blank look.


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“Patrick Henry, 1775.” Said Jose.


“Very good!” said the teacher. Then she asked , ‘who said that the government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth’?”

Again, no one had their hands up except for Jose. “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.”

The teacher was upset by now and yelled , “Class, you should be ashamed! Jose, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!”


She heard someone whisper, “Screw the Mexicans!”

“Who said that?” she said loudly.

Jose put his hand up and said, “Sam Houston, 1836.”


Hearing that, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

The teacher not sure asked, “OK! Now, who said that?”

Hearing this Hyper Jose, Pedro said, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”


Now furious, a student in the back yelled out, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”

Jose then  jumped out of his chair waving his hand and yelled out to the teacher, “Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”


Now every student in the class was angry.Someone at the back said ” you little sh*t. If you open your mouth and say anything else, i’m going to kill you”

Little Jose yelled at the top of his voice, ” Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him in 2004 “


Hearing this the teacher fainted.

The class gathered around the fainted teacher and someone said” oh s**t we’re screwed”

Little Jose quietly replied” The American People November 4, 2008 “.

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