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		<title>3 Steps To Get Your Business Listed in Bing Local Listings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ramit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the third and final post in the Series on Local Search Engine Optimization. In this post i&#8217;ll show you how to get your Business listed in Bing Local Listings. Last week we talked about Yahoo Local Listings. People ask me &#8221; Why do i need my Business Listed in Local Listings on Search [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">This is the third and final post in the Series on Local Search Engine Optimization. In this post i&#8217;ll show you how to get your Business listed in Bing Local Listings. Last week we talked about <a href="http://www.ramitnarang.com/blog/seo/3-steps-to-get-your-business-listed-in-yahoo-local-listings/" target="_blank">Yahoo Local Listings</a>.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">People ask me &#8221; <em>Why do i need my Business Listed in Local Listings on Search Engines ?</em> &#8220;  I then ask them a simple question&#8221; <em>Do your Customers finds you through local searches on Bing ?</em>&#8220;  That answers their question on geographic targeting.<strong><span id="more-319"></span></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><strong><br />
</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">So let me show you How to Get your Business Listed in Bing Local Listings in 3 Easy Steps.</span></p>
<p style="color: #ffffff;"><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><strong>STEP 1 : Provide Your Business Details</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">Visit <a rel="nofollow" href="https://ssl.bing.com/listings/ListingCenter.aspx" target="_blank">Bing Local Listing Center</a> and log in using your Windows Live Username and Password. You’ll then be prompted to enter your Business Name, Address, Telephone. Bing Verifies if your Business is already listed and if not will create a new listing for you.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><span style="color: #ffffff;">.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><strong>STEP 2 : Choose Categories and Info about Your Business</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">Here you can choose your relevant categories and enter all the information on services that your business provides. Bing also allows you to provide links to relevant pages on your site. Eg A Cellular Dealer may provide links to their Specials Page, Contact Form, and Reviews on Ebay.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">The more info you provide about your Business adding the right keywords to your description, the better your listing will rank.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><span style="color: #ffffff;">.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><strong>STEP 3 : Verify Your Listing </strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">Just Like <a href="http://www.ramitnarang.com/blog/seo/3-steps-to-get-your-business-listed-in-google-local-listings/" target="_blank">Google Local Listings</a> you may choose to verify your listing by Phone or by regular mail. Once you&#8217;ve verified, your listing will go live in a few weeks.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><span style="color: #ffffff;">.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">Bing Local Listing is currently only available to US Business. There are some rumors that it may be available to UK Business as early as next November. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">Also we have noticed that bing verifies listing from an independent <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.marketlocation.com/changereq/" target="_blank">database</a>.  You can add your listing here if you&#8217;re business is outside the US and your listing may get listed before others once bing starts local listings in your country.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><br />
You may also be aware that Yahoo and Microsoft have entered into an agreement where bing will be the default search engine on yahoo.com. This should be enough for you to add your listing on bing today !</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;">In case you&#8217;d like for us to list your business on all the local listings for bing, yahoo and google feel free to contact us. We also offer enhanced listings ( superpages, citysearch and more )</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva;"><strong>UPDATE: June 2010</strong> Bing UK Users can now add their business for local listing on <a rel="nofollow" href="http://bing.my118information.co.uk/" target="_blank">this site</a> as Confirmed on Bing&#8217;s own site <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.bingforbusiness.com/" target="_blank">here</a>.</span></p>
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		<title>Who Said This Line</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ramit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was the first day of class and a new student named Jose Hernandez, the son of a Mexican restaurant owner, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s start with going over American History. Raise your hand if you know who said &#8216;Give me Liberty, or give me Death?&#8217; &#8220; She saw no one [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">It was the first day of class and a new student named Jose Hernandez, the son of a Mexican restaurant owner, entered the fourth grade.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">The teacher said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s start with going over American History. Raise your hand if you know who said &#8216;Give me Liberty, or give me Death?&#8217; &#8220;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">She saw no one had their hands up except for Jose. Everyone else <strong><span id="more-201"></span></strong> had a blank look.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
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<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">&#8220;Patrick Henry, 1775.&#8221; Said Jose.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">&#8220;Very good!&#8221; said the teacher. Then she asked , &#8216;who said that the government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth&#8217;?&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Again, no one had their hands up  except for Jose. &#8220;Abraham Lincoln, 1863.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">The teacher was upset by now and yelled , &#8220;Class, you should be ashamed! Jose, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">She heard someone  whisper, &#8220;Screw the Mexicans!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">&#8220;Who said that?&#8221; she said loudly.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Jose put his hand up and said, &#8220;Sam Houston, 1836.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Hearing that, a student in the back said, &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna puke.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">The teacher not sure  asked, &#8220;OK! Now, who said that?&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Hearing this Hyper Jose, Pedro said, &#8220;George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Now furious, a  student in the back yelled out, &#8220;Oh yeah? Suck this!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Jose then  jumped out of his chair waving his hand and yelled out to the teacher, &#8220;Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Now every student in the class was angry.Someone at the back said &#8221; you little sh*t. If you open your mouth and say anything else, i&#8217;m going to kill you&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Little Jose yelled at the top of his voice, &#8221; Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him in 2004 &#8220;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Hearing this the teacher fainted.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">The class gathered around the fainted teacher and someone said&#8221; oh s**t we&#8217;re screwed&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;">Little Jose quietly replied&#8221; The American People November 4, 2008 &#8220;.<br />
</span></p>
<p style="color: #ffffff;">.</p>
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		<title>Joke : Should You Smile at Pregnant Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ramit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady that was about seven months pregnant got on a bus. After sitting down she realized that the man sitting across from her, smiling at her. She felt uncomfortable and changed her seat. Looking up , she realized that he was now grinning at her,  so she moved her seat again. Apprarently, watching her [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">A lady that was about seven months pregnant got on a bus.<br />
After sitting down she realized that the man sitting across from her, smiling at her. She felt uncomfortable and changed her seat.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Looking up , she realized that he was now grinning at her,  so she moved her seat again. Apprarently, watching her move made the man more amused.</p>
<p><strong><span id="more-33"></span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">She decided to move again. But the man still was looking at her and smiling.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">After she had moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing so hard that he fell.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The women could not take it anymore and complained to the busdriver who called the cops and before the man knew he was arrested and taken to Court.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: left;">When the Judge asked the man the reason for his behaviour, here’s what the man had to say</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>‘Well your Honor, i was on the bus as you know, when the lady</em><em> got on the bus<br />
and sat across from me. Now right above her was a sign that said </em>‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’<em> and  so i grinned.<br />
</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>When she moved, she was sitting under a sign that said,<br />
‘</em>Herbal life ointment  will reduce the swelling<em>,’ and this made me smile.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em><br />
Then she moved again and this time sat under a deodorant sign that said,<br />
‘</em>Bill’s Big Stick Did the Trick<em>,’ and  i could not barely control myself with that.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em><br />
But, Your Honor, when she finally moved for the 4th time<br />
and this time parked herself under a sign that said,<br />
‘</em>Goodyear All Season Rubbers could have prevented this accident!’<em> </em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em><br />
… and reading this  made me lose control and i bust out laughing .’</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em><br />
</em></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Hearing this, the Judge Dismissed the Case !</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">
<p style="text-align: left;">( This joke is meant for entertainment purposes only. The author has nothing against pregnant women and no harm intended against anyone. If you are offended please do not visit this site . However if you did like it, do feel free to send it to your friends. )</p>
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		<title>Ramit Narang : Professional Blogger, Online Marketing Expert and Security Analyst</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ramit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi Everyone ! Welcome to my site. I&#8217;m Ramit an Expert Blogger, Online Marketing Expert and a Security Analyst.  Feel free to contact me with any questions that you may have. Also do check out my Blog. This blog is covers topics like Full Disk Encryption Search Engine Optimization Online Marketing Strategies Point of Sale [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Everyone ! Welcome to my site. I&#8217;m Ramit an Expert Blogger, Online Marketing Expert and a Security Analyst.  Feel free to contact me with any questions that you may have. Also do check out my Blog.</p>
<p>This blog is covers topics like</p>
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<li>Full Disk Encryption</li>
<li> Search Engine Optimization</li>
<li>Online Marketing Strategies</li>
<li>Point of Sale Systems</li>
<li>Cellular Specials</li>
<li>Automotive Reviews and Specials</li>
<li>And occasionally a few good jokes.</li>
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